Curse

Stephan{Fighter Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 09:54 AM // 09:54

I would just like to say that I think you humans suck. Everyday we link up with you guys and you do the stupidest things possible. One time 7 of us henchies decided to have a human player tag along and the dumb human monk just couldnt keep up with the heals. It was like she was running into walls and stuff? Needless to say, our Protection Monk had to do most of the dirty work.

As a fighter I try to help out. But sometimes human players switch targets around so fast it gets rather TIRESOME running from one side of my screen to the other. We got so bored doing that the other day, we just said "**** it" and died. Humans never learn. I personally believe you all are the reason I have had to do "thirsty river" like 50 times. Teamwork you idiots.

Stephan

Vynn · May 25, 2005, 10:00 AM // 10:00

You are right. I'm sorry

On behalf of all us humanoids accept this humble present:

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LOL

Axehilt · May 25, 2005, 10:00 AM // 10:00

I totally agree. You're a much better party member than 95% of the human players I party with. Keep up the good work!

Vermilion Okeanos · May 25, 2005, 10:02 AM // 10:02

THAT is why I never pick stephan as my hench... he talks back at me and stuffs...

Little Thorn is cool, with the mario look and all... and he is easy going.

Stephan{Fighter Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 10:06 AM // 10:06

Quote:

Little Thorn is cool, with the mario look and all... and he is easy going

Thats sort of ironic. Little Thom and I were shooting the shit in Yak's Bend the other day and i said "Thom dude." He said "Wassuuuupp." I said "Lets go stomp some koopas you mario looking mother******!"

I dont know why he hasnt posted here yet.

DrSLUGFly · May 25, 2005, 10:18 AM // 10:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vynn

You are right. I'm sorry

On behalf of all us humanoids accept this humble present:

01001110100010100101001110010100111111001001010010 10101.....

LOL

I'd like to second that... I just didn't realize that you henchmen had it so tough... *sigh* always helps to see yourself in the other person's shoes I guess...

NoseJob · May 25, 2005, 10:29 AM // 10:29

I'll make you a deal. You make sure to get to a decent level and I'll behave from now on.

Mimu · May 25, 2005, 10:33 AM // 10:33

Go back to Ascalon for a secondary profession, then we'll talk..

Mav · May 25, 2005, 10:55 AM // 10:55

best thread ever

thaumaturge · May 25, 2005, 10:58 AM // 10:58

I nominate this for thread of the century, early call but I'm confident.

Juhanah · May 25, 2005, 11:17 AM // 11:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermilion Okeanos

THAT is why I never pick stephan as my hench... he talks back at me and stuffs...

Little Thorn is cool, with the mario look and all... and he is easy going.

Stefan looks like a brainless brute. Little Thom is a lot better..

I just realised how it look like Stefan want to kill Little Thom from the back in this image.

acountlost · May 25, 2005, 11:56 AM // 11:56

wen u get the good teamwork team it rly makes yur day
yes river ppl do dumb shits, but npcs r gay too. the dam king in the thunderkeep mission made me do it 3 times

Orion{Mage Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 12:24 PM // 12:24

I think I am going to have the go with the origanal poster on this one. There is nothing more irrating when I am trying to cast Firestorm and human players tend to scatter like rats seperating all the targets. A fire signet will only get me so far with the spell pool. A little more coordination by Humans would get me more bang for the buck. It would be interesting to hear what Alesia has to say on this topic.

Ninna · May 25, 2005, 12:26 PM // 12:26

why do you always run into combat the minute you are rezzed ?

and Orion
- you are using Fire Attunement as early as level 3 !!

Stur · May 25, 2005, 12:56 PM // 12:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephan{Fighter Henchman}

Thats sort of ironic. Little Thom and I were shooting the shit in Yak's Bend the other day and i said "Thom dude." He said "Wassuuuupp." I said "Lets go stomp some koopas you mario looking mother******!"

I dont know why he hasnt posted here yet.

HAHAHAHAHAHa I laughed so hard my co-workers came to check on me LOL

THANK YOU for that

toastgodsupreme · May 25, 2005, 01:12 PM // 13:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orion{Mage Henchman}

I think I am going to have the go with the origanal poster on this one. There is nothing more irrating when I am trying to cast Firestorm and human players tend to scatter like rats seperating all the targets. A fire signet will only get me so far with the spell pool. A little more coordination by Humans would get me more bang for the buck. It would be interesting to hear what Alesia has to say on this topic.

No!

No no no no no no no no no no no no.

She is by far, the WORST healer imaginable. They really, really, really need to program her AI to not attack. She takes agro like it's her J-O-B.

Here's how it goes when I stick my N/Mo on protection skills:
1. Put life bond on Steffan.
2. Put life bond on Little Thom
3. Throw aegis up on self.
4. Run into the fight to initiate battle.
5. Panic because Alesia has also run into battle attacking everything she can.
6. Put life bond on Alesia. Put healing breeze on Alesia.

Makkert · May 25, 2005, 01:12 PM // 13:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermilion Okeanos

THAT is why I never pick stephan as my hench... he talks back at me and stuffs...

Little Thorn is cool, with the mario look and all... and he is easy going.

agreed, Thom looks cool.
and he knows how to res someone. that is something i never saw you do, Stephan.
But no worries, I love ya anyway, i love ya both. Just Tom a bit more...

Second the 'best thread' call.

Makkert,
over and out.

Phoenix Denfer · May 25, 2005, 01:14 PM // 13:14

Awesome post!

But I want to know... how does Reyna cope with all the bad 'tudes toward rangers? Surely she must feel under valued and under appreciated, always being the last one picked and all..

Corwin_Andros · May 25, 2005, 01:24 PM // 13:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Denfer

Awesome post!

But I want to know... how does Reyna cope with all the bad 'tudes toward rangers? Surely she must feel under valued and under appreciated, always being the last one picked and all..

Actually I sometimes prefer her over the boys. On the Althea's Ashes mission I deliberately took Reyna over Stephan due to Stephan's tendancy to run out and agro everything at once. Horid thing there considering I was soloing a Mesmer. Reyna fit right in. Not to mention she's a LOT cuter than Stephan or Thom.

Poor Alesia tries. I even see her running away frm danger a lot more than she used to, but she does tend to run right into more action.. She gets a bit better after she makes lvl 20.

Jackell · May 25, 2005, 02:21 PM // 14:21

Oh my god. I can't stop laughing. This is too good.